careless whisper...

Let's start with something nice....

A boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?" Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't...there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age - in her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions, Dad?" "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...."


Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of weenies are there?" The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's weenie is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration"


Oak = Something made of this wood.



A very funny equations i've made up.

Conclusion 1.

Human = Eat + Sleep + Work + Play
Pig = Eat + Sleep
Human = Pig + Work + Play
Human - Play = Pig + Work

*Human that don’t play equals to a pig that knows how to work.

Conclusion 2

Man = Eat + Sleep + Earn Money
Man - Earn Money = Eat + Sleep
Man - Earn Money = Pig

*Man that don’t know how to earn moey equals to pig.

Conclusion 3

Woman = Eat + Sleep + Spend Money
Woman - Spend Money = Eat + Sleep
Woman - Spend Money = Pig

*Woman that don’t know how to spend money equals to pig

Conclusion 4

Man = Eat + Sleep + Earn Money
Woman = Eat + Sleep + Spend Money
Man + Woman = Eat + Sleep + Earn Money + Eat + Sleep + Spend Money
since Earn Money + Spend Money = 0,
Man + Woman = (Eat + Sleep) + (Eat + Sleep)
Man + Woman = Pig + Pig

*Man + Woman = 2 Pigs.

**And so, we are all pigs. :P

Hope you guys had enjoy my post.. =3